The Calzone-Theory

1. Unexplained Phanomens in current Theories

1.1 shoes are wear out at the front and and the back part of the sole

If you use your shoes a couple of time, you will see the following effect: The sole of the shoes are worn out at the front and the back part much more as in the middle part. How could this be, if the earth is a sphere. If the earth would be a sphere, the shoesoles must be thinner in the middle part, because if the plane shoesole get in contact with the arched earthsurface, the pressure on the middle part of the sole will be greater. And a higher pressure on the sole couses a wear. You see, if the earth would be a sphere, the wear of the shoesoles do not match the wear you see on your shoes.

1.2 things dísappearing in the bermuda-triangle

It was reported by Mr Berlitz, that in the bermuda triagle ships and aeroplanes was disappearing. This reports are not documented as well, to use it as base of a new theory like this, but the theory discribes also this phanomens. In the next chapters we will see, that this reported events could realy exist.

1.3 who is god

For this question there is no realy believeable answer in any theory I knew till now. We will see if this theory could answer this question, too.

2. The New Theory

Now we have to create a new theory which explains all known phanomens.

As you see in chapter 1.1. the wear of the shoesoles do not match the wear you see in the experiment. What could it be, that shoesoles are thicker in the middle part. If you put your shoe on the earthsurface, there must be less pressure in the middle part than in the front or in the back part of the shoe. This causes, that the arch of the surface must be differnet from the arch we know from the surface of a sphere. It must be a concave surface. A plane body on a convex surface will contact the surface only in the middle part. But on a concave surface the body and the plane surface touch on the edges of the body. In our experiment we used shoes and we saw that they wear out at the edges. So we can follow, that the surface of the earth must be concave. One possibility is, that we live on the inside surface of the shere. Let us check this. If we live on the inside surface of the shere, the surface would be concave and on a concave surface the shoes are wear out on the edges. On the other hand,. the theory which many people believe, that we are live on the outside surface of a sphere could not explain, what we saw in our experiment.

In this state, I did my shoe-experiment only in the middle of europe. It would be very interessting to perform this experiment on many places on the earth, to see, if the wear of the shoes is everywhere the same, or if the wear depends on the positon. I'm looking for some sponsors to perform the experiment all over the earth. But today I can only say, that we are living on the inside of a body with any shape. There is also the possibility, that we are living on the outside of a body and there is only a concave surface at that point where I do the experiment. So it is nessesary for the theory to perform the experiment on many other locations. But I got some informations from other places on the earth, that they also detected the wear of the edges of shoesoles. But these informations are not documented very well, so I don't want do use it in this theory.

Now we come to the second phanomen: The disappearing of things. What reasen can it be, that a object will disappear from universe, like been eaten by someone. One possibly reasen can be, that the object was eaten by someone. I know, this is not the only possibility, but it is one, that is imagineable for me. Every day I eat my food, I could see how the food disappers from my plate. So, let us believe, someone is eating the earth. How do you eat something:? For example, when I'm eating a pizza, I start on a point and then I will cut the pieces around this point. I'm repeating this procedure until the pizza is eaten. I believe the same process is done with our earth, too. Everytime a object is disappearing from the earth, a creature outside our hollow body has taken a new piece to eat. Now we know two facts about the earth: The earth is a hollow body and it is eatable.So we can follow, that the earth is a kind of hollow food.

Let's see if we get some more information, about the earth. What things can us tell more about the earth. On the earth are hot springs. We know also, that the temperature of the earth will increase with the deep. We know also, that the inner side of the earth, this is the side we are living on, is full of things which have nothing in common. There are cars, houses, trees, nuclear power stations and a lot of other things. The only place were I saw a similar confusion of things which had nothing in common, was on a pizza. The vulcanos and hot springs are also things you can see on a pizza. If the pizza is baken in the ofen, you get such effect, if you have a layer of tomatos under a layer of chees. The heat in the ofen get the fluid in the tomatos to boil. This causes an increase of the pressure under the layer of cheese. The preasure of the steam will increase until the cheeselayer could not stand it. Then the cheeselaye will burst and the steam flows out of the hole. This effect looks very similar to that one we know as hot springs. And so we get the next important information about the earth. It must be a pizza! Let us summerize the things we know till now:

1. The earth is a hollow body.

2. The earth is eatable.

3. The earth is a pizza

Let us combine these facts. We must get a hollow, eatable pizza. Based on these facts, the only possibility is, that the earth is a Calzone-pizza. But it must be a special kind of calzone-pizza. It must be an eatable one.

Now let's try to get some more informations out of this theory. Everywhere in our cosmos, which is inside the pizza, we have a light radiation, called the backgroundradiation. This radiation can be messured anywhere in our cosmos. It is some kind of energy, that is radiated thru our hole cosmos. So we know, we are inside a pizza and we can messure some kind of radiation, which comes not from ourself. This radiation must come from the outside of our cosmos (pizza). The only practical way, why a pizza is radiated is, that the pizza is in an ofen and it is be baken by someone.

And who do you think is that person, that is baking us and our pizza. This person made our earth, put some funny things on it, which has nothing in common. You can say this person created our hole universe. A lot of people are talking about a person, who made our earth and everything. Even if they do not know the calzone-theory, they say there must be a person who created us and our environment. A person who prepared us. A cook. But because nobody knew the calzone-theory till now, they called the cook of our universe, God. But who cares, it is a nice name for the cook of the pizza in which we are living.

A other effect is, that the climate of the earth is changing periodicly. There are ice ages and there are very hot periods. So we can follow, that the energy radiated from the outside is not is not constant. If we are in a pizza-ofen that is heated with wood, the energyflow must be much more constant. So I think, that our pizza-ofen is an electic one that is regulated by a switching thermostat. This thermostat causes the themperaturvariation. If the thermostat is in on-position we are on the way to a hot periode. If the thermostate is in off-position, an ice-age will come to us. The thing I'm thinking about is, that good pizzas are not baken in electric ofens. Can it be true, that this happens to us. To live in a pizza is not the worst. But to live on a pizza which is baken in an electic ofen, is difficult to handle for me. And what if the cook is not God. Maybe we are on a frozen pizza, that is warmed up by anyone. If we are looking on our earth, the difference in temperature is very big. At the poles it is very cold and there is a lot of ice and at the equator it is very hot. So we must assume, we are on a frozen pizza. And who knows, who is our cook. But one of the facts we know is, that our pizza is eatable, because things are disappearing from the earth. In this case, we can also assume, that when we are on a eatable frozen pizza, that is heated by anyone, the person who made us before we were frozen, must be God. Who else can create frozen pizzas that are eatable, also if they are heated by anyone in a electric ofen. Because God is one of the best cooks in the universe, include the part outside our pizza, the pizza we are living in is a realy tasty one. And because of this, the cook takes from time to time a little piece of it to eat. And these little parts are the things that are disappearing from our planet.

An other fault in the theory which said, the earth is a sphere is, that it also said, that the sun is a sphere too, and the sun radiates the light in all directions . This can not be right. If the sun shines in all directions with the same power, how can you explain day and night. We know, the sun is in the center of our pizza, and if it shines in all directions, we must see the sunlight all the time. But we have days and nights, and this is the reasen why the sun must be a spotlight with an open-agle of about 180 degree. And it is rotating.

Let us summerize what this new theory explains:

1. The earth is a calzone-pizza and we are living on the inner side of it.

2. God is the creator of our pizza.

3. After God created the pizza, we were frozen

4. Now we are heated in a electric ofen

5. The sun is a spotlight